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Celsia
Paula
Artist | Hobbyist | Artisan Crafts
United States
I like to cook, a lot. The people around me would have me believe I do it quite well, my own tongue would agree with them. Little do they know of the deep dark chaos that surrounds this crafty art. Short of my husband and parents, few have witnessed the carnage that is left in the wake of a day of my cooking. Try as I might to keep counters and stoves clean, the simple act of me entering the kitchen seems to unlock a Pandora's box of food particles.

As if possessed by mighty kitchen demons, the food I touch spreads across the flattest, cleanest surfaces of the kitchen congealing almost instantly into rock hard food cement. No matter the precautions taken, the demons find their way to these surfaces and latch on as if it is the only thing to save them from a fiery hell. Alas, this mighty sacrifice of clean brings upon a meal of much deliciousness and happiness to all stomachs that take on its foody goodness. Once the meal is consumed and the kitchen emptied, the demons slip back into their domain, leaving their food handholds in tact. After the demonic food storm has passed, the kitchen may be reentered and a sponge and soap acquired. The gore shall be washed away... until next time.
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queenclaire24 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
I am a huge fan ur cakes are amazing :)
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DeathlyWishez Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I luuub ur Gir cake btw:3
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Haze2710 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
wow! i like your cakes you made especially the gir cake, it was AMAZING! :la:
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Zeiphex Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I see that ~Gadzoinks has already alerted you to the fact that someone else is using your art. I hope you gave the person permission for that, and if not I hope it gets sorted out with all due speed.
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Celsia Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Looks like it got deleted!

You people are amazing :D
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Zeiphex Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, I'm glad for you :)
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Gadzoinks Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Student Filmographer
Your work is being used for this demotivational poster [link]

I am going to assume they do not have permission to use it, so I feel it needs to be brought to your attention, particularly when its close to hitting the front page.

Your cakes are fabulous by the way :O *drools*
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Celsia Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thanks!
Yeah someone had sent me a note as well about it being used, they eventually gave credit but now it looks to be deleted completely.

Thanks everyone for looking out for me! :)
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Gadzoinks Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Student Filmographer
Glad it got sorted out one way or another :D
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Cutienyaharts Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
i love your pictures!
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